Netflixxx to Stream Porn

Netflix have decided to stream adult entertainment (porn movies) movies. The decision was made after executives began realizing that the porn video market was actually lacking an official video streaming service. After the introduction of Netflix service, video rental stores like Blockbuster went bankrupt and had to shutdown, leaving consumers with a void for acquiring porn.

“We are sorry-not-sorry that we killed the video stores across the country,” said Netflix CEO Gary Redbox. “Because we destroyed the way that a lot of consumers rented their porn, we have decided to replace that service by offering adult fare through our streaming service, in a new section called Netflixxx. From the comfort of ones own home, any customer of Netflix will be able to watch classic porn titles such as The Balls and The Beautiful, Schindler’s Fist, and How To Fuck A Mockingbird starring Gregory Pecker. These titles and more, at no extra streaming cost.”

Already the pornography industry business is worth a billion dollar and people in the industry are hoping for a billion more after Netflix joins the game.

“We certainly make a lot of titles. Not all of them are classics like The Cockfather, but even our compilation pornos are really sexy,” said adult filmmaker Dick Hardson. “People don’t seem to realize this, but Netflix pays out millions upon millions of dollars to film studios for the rights to show their movies. Now, Netflix is going to have to pay the porno industry millions – which means we can make way more movies! Hell, it only takes about 6 or 7 hours from first scene to fully complete film, so with this kind of money, we can make hundreds of movies a week!”

Netflix will ofcourse keep the pricing for the customers the same (possibly be lowered) as thousands of new customers are anticipated to sign up once porn movies are available.

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